Her Royal Blurness

i've forgotten to go for tuition, worship practice...
forgot to switched off the stove fire...
left my clothes in hotels,
left my wallet...

and crème de la crème - i forgot to collect my exam slip. ( note: collect, not bring )
Me : How did u?
HRB :uh uh.. i just forgot !

Me : When did u realized ?
HRB : Well, this morning, while packing my bags b4 leaving.. say 1 hr b4 my 1st paper.

I recalled wining the Miss Blurr no.1 title among my car pool friends. I "humbly" decline it for STing coz i felt she deserved it more than i do... but i guess we know who's the winner now.( well, she still felt i was the best then )
Anyways, i drove to uni - yeaps squeezing thru the byways into the jam... "eeek" the lady behind scatched my car bumper - gosh ! she didn't even realise it till i walk down- yeaps, still smucking my "butt", i felt the pressure inside. Nor did she left her seat ( for royalty sake' ! ), but i spared her, with so many things on my mind...
yes, heaven was nearby - with my désespéré prayer n hell speed.

Went to Sek Peperiksaan ( thx 4 yr help Chris! ), - Clerk bercuti n office only opens at 8.30am. 8.30 !!! gee, that's when my paper starts...To cut short the crap, i sat for my exam without the slip ( or any sort of white paper for the record )... Dr Teoh, my prof happened to be our examiner, and he let me pass ( with a "oh" ) no stinky face nor screeny eyes... am so thkful for Zhr too... he was with me throughout the time- esp feeling my anxiety -saw him running to sek peperiksaan. gee...thx pal !

Well, later- paid RM 15 and got my slip. ( fifteen... not fifty *ahem*)
"biscuit( my name ) keh ? sains fac ? oh, satu saja tinggal"
"bila exam?"
"eh, tinggal dekat saja..." ( he checked my matrix card )
Had to rub in some craps about me having flu and all ( still true... u never know... flu bug might get into my nervous systems )...

I still remember his last retort : ( amused... totally amused )
"Hari ini exam hari ini kutip ?" ( erm... ya )
he laughed-like how u'd goof while watching barbra streisand in Funny Girl or Charlie Chaplin - a "classic" case. It wasn't a sardonic or snorty laugh, just unbelievable...


Finally ! tot i could get back to flush it out- the birds of the skys have to 'celebrate' my malangness. Why do they have to group shit at my car ?! fr my top bonnet to front mirror down is littered with cherry blossom coloured droppings. Why, the neighbour cars have just a smack only ?! ( arrr... 2nd time in uni. how lucky can i get ? I've "x" out the kps tree. This one's at the library )

Her royal blurnee ? or just a shitty business ?
I sang Adam Sandler's ( below ) to Zhr on the way to exam hall... think i shall memorise the whole song next time.